I'm a catty "B"...

I just can't help it. It's true... I want to be one pound skinnier than my friend Jodi. She's pregnant and I think she takes great joy from the fact that I weigh more than her. Also, it's not my fault that I'm such a "B". My fellow sisters of society make it so. I am so tired of talking to my friends about weight. Don't they have any clue how hard it is for me to be the fat one and yet I still have to talk to them about how fat they feel. So, I'm on a secret mission, of societies making, to be skinnier than my friends. (Yes, I know it's a toxic attitude, and I am only half serious:)